fart songs

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot [or "poot"]
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!¹
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal¹
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat
or
Beans, beans, they give you gas
They make you fart, and burn your ass
The more you eat, the more it hurts
So slow down your eating to stop the squirts
Beans, beans, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot ¹This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal"
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel

Rock and Roll

Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
(Rock n' roll!)

Singin' with you.
Singin' with you.
Singin' with you (Uh!).

OH MY GOSH!
(Rock n' roll!)

Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rude boy bass, mash up de place

Singin' with you.
Singin' with you.
Singin' with you.
You can eat shit and fuckin'-

And fuck you.
(Rock n' roll!)

Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.

[Fading]
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.

I'm Ben Taylor(?), rock n' roll.
Good people, good times. Right on.
Rock n' roll. Kid Smith is fun to say(?).
Kid Smith. Yeah! Kid Smith will take you to the mountain!
Rock n' roll!

You have technicians here, making noise.
No one is a musician.
They are not artists because no one can play the guitars.

"Starlight"

I said, "Oh my, what a marvelous tune"
It was the best night, never would forget how we moved.
The whole place was dressed to the nines,
And we were dancing, dancing
Like we're made of starlight
Like we're made of starlight

I met Bobby on the boardwalk, summer of '45
Picked me up late one night at the window,
We were 17 and crazy, running wild, wild
Can't remember what song he was playing when we walked in
The night we snuck into a yacht club party
Pretending to be a duchess and a prince

And I said, "Oh my, what a marvelous tune"
It was the best night, never would forget how we moved.
The whole place was dressed to the nines,
And we were dancing, dancing
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we're made of starlight, starlight

He said, "Look at you, worrying so much about things you can't change
You'll spend your whole life singing the blues if you keep thinking that way"
He was trying to skip rocks on the ocean, saying to me,
"Don't you see the starlight, starlight?
Don't you dream impossible things?"

Like "Oh my, what a marvelous tune"
It was the best night, never would forget how we moved
The whole place was dressed to the nines,
And we were dancing, dancing
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we're made of starlight, starlight

Ooh ooh he's talking crazy
Ooh ooh dancing with me
Ooh ooh we could get married
Have ten kids and teach them how to dream

Oh my, what a marvelous tune
It was the best night, never would forget how we moved
The whole place was dressed to the nines,
And we were dancing, dancing
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we dream impossible dreams
Like starlight, starlight
Like we dream impossible dreams
Don't you see the starlight, starlight?
Don't you dream impossible things?







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RUN THIS TOWN: LUCY HALE

Hold on cause I'm letting go
I'm gonna lasso your heart like a rodeo
I'm gonna give you some till you want some more
Cause all I see is an open door
And I see where it's leading me
All of this energy, been bottled for way too long
It's powerful, powerful
You see what I'm getting at
I'm ready for all of that
If I'm not a star, you're blind

I've got rings on my fingers
And glitter in my hair
I bought a one-way ticket
And I just got here
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I've got high heel stilettos
And I'm kicking in doors
And kissing your ass ain't what my lipstick's for
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town tonight

I'm climbing high but there ain't no net
You like to see me jump a bit
Well everyday's just like Russian roulette
I'm gonna play, play, play with no regrets
Cause I'm tired of second best
Tired of sitting, bitch
Tired of hypocrites
Twisted like licorice
I'm crushing them in my fist
Hushing their ignorance
You had your chance, now's mine

I've got rings on my fingers
And glitter in my hair
I bought a one-way ticket
And I just got here
I'm gonna run this town
[- From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/lucy-hale-lyrics/run-this-town-lyrics.html -]
Run this town
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I've got high heel stilettos
And I'm kicking in doors
And kissing your ass ain't what my lipstick's for
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town

Tonight, nothing's standing in my way
There's no obstacles anymore
In a minute, I'll be on my way
To the moment I've been waiting for

I've got rings on my fingers
And glitter in my hair
I bought a one-way ticket and I just got here
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I'm gonna run this town tonight

I've got rings on my fingers
And glitter in my hair
I bought a one-way ticket and I just got here
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I've got high heel stilettos
And I'm kicking in doors
And kissing your ass ain't what my lipstick's for
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run, gonna run
Run this town

I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run, gonna run
Run this town tonight
Run this town, run this town tonight
I'm gonna run this town, run this town tonight
(Tonight, tonight, tonight...)

WANTED BY HUNTER HAYES

You know I'd fall apart without you
I don't know how you do what you do
'Cause everything that don't make sense about me
It makes sense when I'm with you
Like everything that's green, girl I need you
But it's more than one and one makes two
So put aside the math and the logic of it
You gotta know you're wanted too
I wanna wrap you up
Wanna kiss your lips
I wanna make you feel wanted
I wanna call you mine
Wanna hold your hand forever
And never let you forget it
Yeah I, wanna make you feel wanted
Anyone can tell you you're pretty
And you get that all the time, I know you do
But your beauty's deeper than the makeup
And I wanna show you what I see tonight
When I wrap you up
When I kiss your lips

I wanna make you feel wanted
I wanna call you mine
Wanna hold your hand forever
And never let you forget it
'Cause Baby I, wanna make you feel wanted
As good as you make me feel
I wanna make you feel better
Better than your fairy tales
Better than your best dreams
You're more than everything I need
You're all I ever wanted
All I ever wanted
And I just wanna wrap you up
Wanna kiss your lips
I wanna make you feel wanted
and I wanna call you mine
Wanna hold you hand forever
And Never let you forget it
Yeah I, wanna make you feel wanted
Baby I, wanna make you feel wanted
'Cause you'll always be wanted

SPEAK NOW BY: TAYLOR SWIFT

I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

I sneak in and see your friends
And her snotty little family all dressed in pastel
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room
Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry

This is surely not what you thought it would be
I lose myself in a daydream
Where I stand and say

[Chorus:]
Don’t say "Yes", run away now
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said, "Speak now"

Fond gestures are exchanged
And the organ starts to play
A song that sounds like a death march
And I am hiding in the curtains
It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be

She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen
But I know you wish it was me,
You wish it was me,
Don’t you?

[Chorus:]
Don’t say "Yes", run away now,
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door.
Don’t wait or say a single vow,
You need to hear me out,
And they said, "Speak now".
Don’t say "Yes", run away now,
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door.
Don’t wait or say a single vow,
Your time is running out,
And they said, "Speak now".

Oh, la, la
Oh, oh
Say a single vow

I hear the preacher say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace"
There’s the silence, there’s my last chance.
I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me.
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I’m only looking at you.

I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

[Chorus:]
So, don’t say "Yes", run away now,
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door.
Don’t wait or say a single vow,
You need to hear me out,
And they said, "Speak now".
And you’ll say "Let’s run away now,
I’ll meet you when I’m out of my tux at the back door.
Baby, I didn’t say my vows,
So glad you were around
When they said, "Speak now