Friday, March 8, 2013

fart songs

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot [or "poot"]
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!1
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal1
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat
or
Beans, beans, they give you gas
They make you fart, and burn your ass
The more you eat, the more it hurts
So slow down your eating to stop the squirts
Beans, beans, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot 1This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal"
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel

21 comments:

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  2. This was great 😂😂 me and my family laughed

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  3. This was great 😂😂 me and my family laughed

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  4. Lol. Me and my brother were laughing our heads off. I really enjoyed it.

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  5. Kevin doesn't like this song. Shane does.

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  6. I'm 63 and we had our own song similar and my wife has one similar as well. I have three brothers and we started a lot! We were raised in beans and tators and red soup. (That's tomato soup, with peanut butter sandwiches). "Beans beans the tropical fruit, beans beans the more you eat the more you poop, beans beans the more you eat the more you toot! Memories of a life long gone, childhood.

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  8. They do musical things

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  9. This is really funny I wanted to know how the bean song and it answered all my questions

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  10. The real song is baked beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better it feels bake beans for every meal! It has been around for years!

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  11. Hello this song is very magnificent, it has helped me through my crippling depression. without this song i dont know where i would bee. thank you for sharing this beauty with the world.

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  12. I was surprised to run across the poem I created
    as a fourth grader in an elementary school,In a little town called Montross,Va.
    I see over the years there were some minor modifications..
    My original is as follows:
    “Beans, beans good for the heart..
    “The more you eat, the more you fart.
    “ The more you fart ,the better you feel..
    “ So lets have beans at every meal..
    My class buddies laughed so much that the
    teacher demanded that we give her the paper
    that was being passed around with my poem.
    She didn’t find it to be too amusing and politely
    deposited in the trash can by her desk.
    She gave us the evil eye the rest of the class.
    Too late though because she couldn’t erase it from
    the minds and mouths of me and my mischievous
    pals...
    Everyone in the school was reciting it since it was
    so easy to remember and just flowed from the mouth..
    I never dreamed it would so infamously find it’s way in to eternity on the internet and mouths of
    many.
    Wow..that was in 1964..Wish I had known about patents.lol! W.Ashton

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    1. I don't remember where I heard your version but that's the way I used to say it

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  13. This song always make me quack me up I like it 👍👍👍 may God bless

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  14. A very moving song!!!
    A summer camp song standard...

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  15. lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao are you still active because its been 5 years heheheheheehehehehheahaaahahhahahahashahsh jcis cijdsicjso

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  16. My dads version always was... beans beans The Musical Fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so eat your beans for every meal clam chowder make some loud or blows your pants to bits and powder!

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