fart songs

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot [or "poot"]
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!¹
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal¹
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat
or
Beans, beans, they give you gas
They make you fart, and burn your ass
The more you eat, the more it hurts
So slow down your eating to stop the squirts
Beans, beans, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot ¹This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal"
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel

Rock and Roll

Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
(Rock n' roll!)

Singin' with you.
Singin' with you.
Singin' with you (Uh!).

OH MY GOSH!
(Rock n' roll!)

Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rude boy bass, mash up de place

Singin' with you.
Singin' with you.
Singin' with you.
You can eat shit and fuckin'-

And fuck you.
(Rock n' roll!)

Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.
Hello again, to all my friends, together we can play some rock n' roll.

[Fading]
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.
Rock n' roll.

I'm Ben Taylor(?), rock n' roll.
Good people, good times. Right on.
Rock n' roll. Kid Smith is fun to say(?).
Kid Smith. Yeah! Kid Smith will take you to the mountain!
Rock n' roll!

You have technicians here, making noise.
No one is a musician.
They are not artists because no one can play the guitars.

"Starlight"

I said, "Oh my, what a marvelous tune"
It was the best night, never would forget how we moved.
The whole place was dressed to the nines,
And we were dancing, dancing
Like we're made of starlight
Like we're made of starlight

I met Bobby on the boardwalk, summer of '45
Picked me up late one night at the window,
We were 17 and crazy, running wild, wild
Can't remember what song he was playing when we walked in
The night we snuck into a yacht club party
Pretending to be a duchess and a prince

And I said, "Oh my, what a marvelous tune"
It was the best night, never would forget how we moved.
The whole place was dressed to the nines,
And we were dancing, dancing
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we're made of starlight, starlight

He said, "Look at you, worrying so much about things you can't change
You'll spend your whole life singing the blues if you keep thinking that way"
He was trying to skip rocks on the ocean, saying to me,
"Don't you see the starlight, starlight?
Don't you dream impossible things?"

Like "Oh my, what a marvelous tune"
It was the best night, never would forget how we moved
The whole place was dressed to the nines,
And we were dancing, dancing
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we're made of starlight, starlight

Ooh ooh he's talking crazy
Ooh ooh dancing with me
Ooh ooh we could get married
Have ten kids and teach them how to dream

Oh my, what a marvelous tune
It was the best night, never would forget how we moved
The whole place was dressed to the nines,
And we were dancing, dancing
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we're made of starlight, starlight
Like we dream impossible dreams
Like starlight, starlight
Like we dream impossible dreams
Don't you see the starlight, starlight?
Don't you dream impossible things?







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